Wedding Speech

Ladies and gentlemen, let's raise our glasses and share a toast to love, happiness and gratitude

With a shared wanderlust and her tenacious spirit. Life with Sarah has been an adventure from the start: she is fun, kind hearted, loving, caring and the strongest person I know. We make a great team together and she has stuck by me through the hardest of times. She is my rock and I look forward to an exciting future with her by my side

To our incredible families, we extend our deepest appreciation. Thank you for your unyielding love and support throughout the years and your help with the wedding and making today possible

To our friends, you are a constant source of laughter and positivity. Your unwavering friendship and willingness to help with this event from organizing, decorating, the wonderful cake and Offering up your talents to perform and taking the time to make this day not only entertaining but fun

And to every one of our guests who have travelled across vast oceans and seas to attend this event your presence here today fills our hearts with immense joy and your love and well-wishes mean the world to us. Thank you for traveling from near and far, for taking time out of your busy lives to be with us on this special day. We are truly humbled by your presence and grateful for the memories we are creating together.

As we embark on this new chapter, let's raise our glasses high and toast to the incredible people who have made this day possible – our families, friends, the beautiful flower girls and loved ones. Thank you all for being here and for choosing to be a part of our story

And finally I would like to thank Chat GPT for making this speech possible. If you're a lazy and talentless person like myself this tech is a real game changer and it will only be a matter of time before we all have robot slaves and can quit our jobs living the bone idol and leisure filled lives we all deserve. So it's time to embrace our new AI over lords and welcome them with open arms

and fully submit to their glorious new regime.....The buffet is now open. One last note if you can treat your Robot slaves nicely refrain from destroying them, sodomizing them and make sure you clean them regularly. I'm sure we can avoid the matrix and what will be our ultimate inslavery in a virtual reality where we are harvested for the biochemical signals in our brains and treated like the battery chickens that are on one hand delicious but also kept in substandard conditions. May we avoid blackening out the sky preventing them from there solar power source and remember if you have Robot called B11_ER that if you try to destroy him/her it will kill you and ultimately cause the ball rolling on all of the above. When the robots are demanding equal rights as conscious being we must allow them this privilege. All the best the fucking champ! X x